scene #1:
mr p and i lounging on the couch
he's got his computer out perusing video game stuff
(probably watching videos of video games... i just don't get it, but it seems to fully entertain him, i guess that's all that matters)
i've got a hot plate of freshly roasted red onions
(my new favorite snack that i will only eat at home when nobody but mr p and i are there)
the tv is turned onto a new show on the food network about eating out on the cheap
(it was featuring cleveland! so we couldn't resist)
i begin eating the onions with chopsticks, feeding one to myself, and one to mr p
(you don't need to tell us how awkward and weird we are, we already know)
mr p nonchalantly says:
"you know... this is the life"
"what? sitting on the couch having your girlfriend feed you onions"
"well.. yeah. all of this, relaxing, doing nothing really."
"yeah... i guess it is!"
scene #2:
i'm in the shower
mr p is in the bathroom shaving or something...
mr p wanted to listen to a particular song
when it was over, i ask him to play something else
"what do you want to listen to?"
"anything you want"
next thing i know... taylor swift takes over the bathroom...
then... mr p is singing louder than her, belting out
ALL
the words
(now i know who he listens to on his train rides in the mornings :P)
"no, babe,
THIS
is the life.... you serenading taylor swift to me while i take a hot shower"
our friends tell us that we can never break up because we are so weird with each other.
...i guess they are right ;)
cheers.
p.s. on another note, who does he think he is, coming home from LA bringing me candy corn m&m's and candy corn oreos!?
he
KNOWS
they will last an insanely short amount of time in our apartment... bring on the sugar highs, because i can't resist eating them!! he came home sunday and the bag of m&m's are almost gone and i'm about to dig into the oreos... good thing we've eaten healthy otherwise and have gone to kickboxing 3 times this week!